Humpty Trumpty

Humpty Trumpty 🥚

Humpty Trumpty has climbed up on his wall — and this time, all the king's horses and all the king's men aren't going to be able to put him back together again. That's where you come in.

Armed with eggs, tomatoes, shoes, pie, "mud", a baseball, and a pair of handcuffs, your job is simple: knock him off. Drag to aim, release to throw, and watch him wobble, crack, and eventually shatter into a disgusting mess on the courtroom floor.

What to expect:

• A fully animated Trump egg caricature that wobbles, sweats, cries, and taunts you as his balance drops
• 7 ammo types that unlock as your score climbs — each one hits harder than the last
• Wave-based difficulty that starts simple and gets ruthless — he'll start moving, ducking, and speeding up as the waves progress
• A full death animation sequence where he falls, cracks open, and spills wave-specific disgusting insides
• Impact splatters that stick to him as the damage piles up
• Real Trump quotes on the death screen, because sometimes reality writes the best punchlines
• A Mar-a-Lago leaderboard to settle the score with your friends

Works on desktop and mobile. No install required. Just open and throw.

Political satire. First Amendment protected. Tremendously fun — many people are saying so.